I AM GOING TO BERLIN (and stopping in Amsterdam on the way)!!!!
I’m currently flying over Northern Ireland with less than an hour to go until AMS.. and have been racing racing into the sunrise.
I can’t even find words to express how excited I am for this trip. I have always wanted to venture out into Europe to witness my heritage. There are so many sights I want to see and so many things I want to (some of which are not dirty, surprisingly).
Within my first few days in Berlin, I plan on seeing “the wall”; and not that song where kids get caught in mean grinders and protest modern education, but the Berlin wall! I get to expand my mind and experience things I would never see back home in the USA.
After I get my innocence out of the way, I will be doing an event called ‘Hustlaball’. It’s supposed to be one of the biggest gay events in Europe and I plan on being very dirty. My performance partner is a dirty one.
I will be staying at the Hotel Axel, which is supposed to be a very cool, all gay resort hotel. It’s funny, actually, because the website boasts that it’s ‘hetero-friendly’- I love that.
One thing that I think I will find funny/challenging is that I don’t speak German-at all. I’m hoping people will be know what I’m saying.
Anyways, the sexy Blonde-haired beefy Dutch man just got on the loudspeaker and told us to stow our electronics, so I’ll have to post this once I land.



















